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Kara

[andaway]

This is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: I have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.

Selina

[chlorophyllum]

He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack

[felinefancy]

i suddenly remember why i try not to leave you unsupervised. please tell me he isn't dead.

[chlorophyllum]

he isn't dead

[A few minutes later:] now he is. but if it makes you feel better he was utter scum.

[felinefancy]

i've been out of town for two days, ivy. two. how did this happen? next harley's gonna be texting me to say she "accidentally" robbed a bank and blew all the money on candy.

[chlorophyllum]

no, harley is with me, I have been keeping an eye on her.

[Again, a few minutes later:] or not. she's on the news robbing a bank. are we really that predictable?

[felinefancy]

i'm coming home.

yes. you are. i swear if she blows the money on candy or toys or puppies i'll scream.

[chlorophyllum]

it'd be her money now so she can spend it on anything she wants. [She's hoping for a bit of money going to her plants, after all.]

when did you become our babysitter anyway?

[felinefancy]

she should leave the thieving to the actual thieves. she's terrible at it. too flashy.

when you two started needing it. trust me, i'm not thrilled about it either.

[chlorophyllum]

she likes flashy, let her be.

i killed a man, she robed a bank. considering who you're talking to i think we're doing damn well on our own.

[felinefancy]

whatever, ivy. tell batman i said hi and enjoy arkham.

[She is not about to argue with Ivy over text right now]

Make a wild guess

[tierradelsol]

I'm on my way to the second bottle of wine and I feel like I have to open a third one so I will stop remembering the 2-0 score.

China?

[pecorinoromano]

don't get trashed over this, dumbass. who are you, england?

[Romano knows from personal experience that drunk Spain is a terrible idea and should be avoided at all costs] you guys suck less than portugal, at least.

yeah but I guess Romano will have to do sigh

[tierradelsol]

England would be drinking beer. [That's obviously the important thing about the comparison yes.]

Do you really think I suck less than Portugal? You're not just saying that to be nice, no?

sorry :c

[pecorinoromano]

put the wine down.

portugal's team is shit. you know this. i know this. they tied with fucking america, come on. no one can be worse than that.

you're lucky ilu

[tierradelsol]

ok [If he obeys or not is a mystery, but just a bottle isn't enough to get Spain of all people drunk. He's still typing decently after all.]

I also suck less than America right? I call futbol by its name and not some made up word. How do you tie with someone who doesn't even know what they are playing?

i know ilu too

[pecorinoromano]

you could use the fucking ball as a goddamn pillow and still suck less than america. while on the field, even. he should stick to his stupid made up sports.

but i should probably mention that belgium just texted me and all it said was "tell spain i'm really sorry about my brother". [They both knew Netherlands was gonna be a huge dick about this, though. It was inevitable. It's what he does]

[tierradelsol]

She's too nice. [And to be fair he was kind of an ass towards him when he won so you know. Can't really blame him. It's how nations roll.]

Do you think Paul the Octopus has cursed me?

[pecorinoromano]

i'm just passing along the message.

fuck that octopus. he was an asshole when he was alive and he's an asshole now. [Someone is still mad about the last World Cup] doesn't matter. fuck the world cup at this point.

[tierradelsol]

You're only saying that now but you'll be the first in line next time and you know it.

[pecorinoromano]

fuck you too. maybe i will be if we aren't complete fucking bullshit next time. also if netherlands gets eliminated before it even starts because fuck them. [Romano your team has won like...a lot. Don't be mad just because they don't win every single time]

[tierradelsol]

It could be worse. It could be a lot worse. [Look at his team.......]

Netherlands has always been really aggressive.

[pecorinoromano]

you could be england. [He doesn't even just mean in this case. He means in general. England's a special disaster]

netherlands has always been a douchebag, you mean.

[tierradelsol]

No I couldn't, no one can quite reach England's levels. And netherlands has helped me in the past, he's really not tha bad. [Because you used to give him and help him make tons of money you silly goose.]

[pecorinoromano]

america's close. and that's cause you gave him money, dumbass. netherlands would do literally anything for money. you could ask him to catch you some fish with his bare fucking hands and he'd do it if you paid him.