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i know ilu too

[pecorinoromano]

you could use the fucking ball as a goddamn pillow and still suck less than america. while on the field, even. he should stick to his stupid made up sports.

but i should probably mention that belgium just texted me and all it said was "tell spain i'm really sorry about my brother". [They both knew Netherlands was gonna be a huge dick about this, though. It was inevitable. It's what he does]

[tierradelsol]

She's too nice. [And to be fair he was kind of an ass towards him when he won so you know. Can't really blame him. It's how nations roll.]

Do you think Paul the Octopus has cursed me?

[pecorinoromano]

i'm just passing along the message.

fuck that octopus. he was an asshole when he was alive and he's an asshole now. [Someone is still mad about the last World Cup] doesn't matter. fuck the world cup at this point.

[tierradelsol]

You're only saying that now but you'll be the first in line next time and you know it.

[pecorinoromano]

fuck you too. maybe i will be if we aren't complete fucking bullshit next time. also if netherlands gets eliminated before it even starts because fuck them. [Romano your team has won like...a lot. Don't be mad just because they don't win every single time]

[tierradelsol]

It could be worse. It could be a lot worse. [Look at his team.......]

Netherlands has always been really aggressive.

[pecorinoromano]

you could be england. [He doesn't even just mean in this case. He means in general. England's a special disaster]

netherlands has always been a douchebag, you mean.

[tierradelsol]

No I couldn't, no one can quite reach England's levels. And netherlands has helped me in the past, he's really not tha bad. [Because you used to give him and help him make tons of money you silly goose.]

[pecorinoromano]

america's close. and that's cause you gave him money, dumbass. netherlands would do literally anything for money. you could ask him to catch you some fish with his bare fucking hands and he'd do it if you paid him.