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Selina

[chlorophyllum]

He was lasting forever and I couldn't take it so I faked an asthma attack

[felinefancy]

i suddenly remember why i try not to leave you unsupervised. please tell me he isn't dead.

[chlorophyllum]

he isn't dead

[A few minutes later:] now he is. but if it makes you feel better he was utter scum.

[felinefancy]

i've been out of town for two days, ivy. two. how did this happen? next harley's gonna be texting me to say she "accidentally" robbed a bank and blew all the money on candy.

[chlorophyllum]

no, harley is with me, I have been keeping an eye on her.

[Again, a few minutes later:] or not. she's on the news robbing a bank. are we really that predictable?

[felinefancy]

i'm coming home.

yes. you are. i swear if she blows the money on candy or toys or puppies i'll scream.

[chlorophyllum]

it'd be her money now so she can spend it on anything she wants. [She's hoping for a bit of money going to her plants, after all.]

when did you become our babysitter anyway?

[felinefancy]

she should leave the thieving to the actual thieves. she's terrible at it. too flashy.

when you two started needing it. trust me, i'm not thrilled about it either.

[chlorophyllum]

she likes flashy, let her be.

i killed a man, she robed a bank. considering who you're talking to i think we're doing damn well on our own.

[felinefancy]

whatever, ivy. tell batman i said hi and enjoy arkham.

[She is not about to argue with Ivy over text right now]