I am sure, then, that you would be glad to show me that you are uninjured. [What did you really think was gonna happen here, Loras? Either he was going to be angry and fuss and dote or he was gonna suggest having sex because he's missed you. Either way you lose.] Literally anyone else that I do not care about and worry for impotently.

[It is done, though. And Loras is alive - maybe not unhurt, but alive. His voice drops to a low murmur.] At least you came back to me.