[Romano is aware of all of this. And honestly he doesn't mind, even if he acts like he does. Spain has always been the only one to show him any kind of affection. Well, besides Veneziano but he's affectionate in a clingy way and that gets annoying]

Of course you do. I'm good at it. [It's weird how he alternates between being arrogant and having no self esteem] And anyway it's not like I can leave you to cook for yourself when you're sick. You'd probably burn the house down so.....